You know already that Michelle Obama hates America, because that's what your favorite Right-wing talk show host told you. But do you know that John McCain hates America even more? Don't believe me? This is what McCain wrote back in 1968 when he was a guest of the North Vietnamese Army in Hanoi:
"I am a black criminal and I have performed the deeds of an air pirate. I almost died, and the Vietnamese people saved my life, thanks to the doctors."
Hold on, you say... didn't McCain only sign that statement because he was tortured into submission and forced to do so?
Sure, but as our conservative friends have told us time and time again: torture works. It is a valuable method of gaining information that could not be gained by other means. So clearly, we would never have known John McCain's true feelings about his country and its mission in Vietnam had he not been forced to reveal them through torture.
(A hat tip to Wonkette commenter metropolitan, who first made this observation)