Are your ready for the Republican Civil war:
Reporting from Phoenix -- Sarah Palin left the national stage Wednesday, but the controversy over her role on the ticket flared as aides to John McCain disclosed new details about her expensive wardrobe purchases and revealed that a Republican Party lawyer would be dispatched to Alaska to inventory and retrieve the clothes still in her possession.
...and are you as excited to see it play out as I am?
So the GOP is sending lawyers to strip Sarah Palin of all her fancy new clothes? That's pretty cold. I'm no fan of Palin, but let's face it: she was the county fair queen with the pretty face that them big city lawyers in expensive suits plucked off her daddy's farm with the promise of stardom and fame. She was never ready for the spotlight they put her under, and when she failed to deliver on their grandiose, ill-conceived schemes, they unceremoniously dumped her at the Greyhound station, bought her a ticket back to her farm, a ham sandwich for the ride, and took back all her fancy clothes.
I have a feeling things are going to get nasty, real nasty at the next GOP Thanksgiving family reunion.