Thursday, April 16, 2009

Finally: a conservative budget alternative!

Alan Keyes offers his solution to the country's budget and economic crisis:

I pulled Keyes aside before his speech and asked him what he would do if he were Obama. "If I were in Obama's position, first thing I'd do is show us his birth certificate. That's what I'd do. I'd put to rest the shadow of illegitimacy that hangs over his presidency in the minds of people all over this country."
Bah! And liberals derisively insist that Republicans cynically exploit anger at president Obama's budget proposals without offering any real solutions of their own. Why, there's a perfectly reasonable and detailed solution right there!


Mo MoDo said...

Has anyone seen Keyes' birth certificate. Casting the first stone and all...

Patriot's Quill said...

Keyes wasn't born. He was sewn together from a pile of leftover crazy.