Wednesday, October 15, 2008

You just woke up in 2004

If you feel like you bumped your head last night and woke up back in 2004 maybe it's this headline:

No. 2 Leader of Al-Qaeda in Iraq Killed.

Yes, for the 150th time in 8 years, the Bush administration has succeeded in killing the #2 leader of Al Qaeda. In a statement from his Pakistani hideout Osama bin Laden reacted to the news thussly:
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
It's been 2591 days since Osama bin Laden masterminded the attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon that left nearly 3000 innocent Americans dead, and this administration has not managed to bring him to justice in all that time. They did manage to capture Saddam Hussein, however, who had nothing to do with the attacks, but who controlled vast oil reserevs as president of Iraq. 4181 U.S. servicemen have died in Iraq since the invasion.

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